Dj Newman in da house, DJ Newman ate a mouse
Dj Newman got somethin ta say.
So why dont you all look this way?
DJ Newmans really cool, Dj Newman is a fool.
Dj Newman's got one friend.
And ryhmes he sure can bend.

Break it down now ken

YO MAH NAME IS KENNETH LIN
IN SOCIAL STUDIES WE LEARNED ABOUT EMPORER CHIN, MY LAST NAME IN CHINESE MEANS WOOD.
IM RAPPIN BUT I AINT FROM THE HOOD, CUZ IM CHINESE.
I LIKE RICE AND PEA, AND I LOVE ANYTHING YOU CAN GET FOR FREE.
SO HIT ME UP WITH ALL THAT FREE CRAP, THIS IS DJ NEWMAN'S MOTHERFUNKY RAP!!!!!!!!